Why I should never have children

If you know me, then you'll know that I'm not exactly the sharpest crayon in the toolbox when it comes to sensibility. I have been involved in a lot of stupid things during my time on this earth, ranging from in P1 I cut a certain females skirt open with scissors, to more recently the infamous "dart incident." What a lot of you may not know is that I have a childhood friend named Philip McConnell whom the majority of you will know.

The only thing is, when I'm with Philip, bad things tend to happen to us. For instance, I was at his house when I was around 2nd or 3rd year and we decided it would be a grrrreat idea to set each other on fire; and we were right. We had mountains of fun doing that and we caught it all on video (which sadly no longer exists), the only thing was, I set fire to a bandage and it produced very black smoke, I panicked and starting running around with it not knowing what to do. What I forgot to mention was that all this took place inside his house and resulted in the house being smoked out and we had to evacuate, but we didn't get in huge amounts of trouble for that. However the video of Philip and I setting each other ablaze was found by his mother and I have never been shouted at so furiously in all my life. Apparently she's protective of her son being set on fire and my dad shouted at me as well for being an idiot, but I digress. Anyway the point of this blog is to share some of the more stupid things that I have done and caught on video. I'll only show a few now so that I can use this theme again at another stage if my blog ever gets dry.

Not my finest moment. Rollerblades and eccentric blindfolds should never be mixed.

This one was taken with the slow motion function on my phone (hence the lack of sound) and is far better on it, but sure.

These are just a couple of the reasons who I should never procreate, but intend to do anyway. I figure I've got the majority of my life when I'm middle aged and old to be mature and boring, so why not make use of my youthful body's ability to overcome and bounce back from injuries. Act now, think later.
Tis all from me for the mean time.

Toodles
xox