Table Cloths and Satan's Sparrows

Hello my blogger bretherns, how are you all today?

Today's video isn't really an experiment more of a trick but I'll show you it anyway. 

OK, picture the scene, you're out walking about the town, it's around 2 o'clock and you haven't eaten yet!! You're stomach's rumbling and you need food. You see a beautiful restaurant named "Chef John's Fine Cuisine Diner." It looks to be in top nick, so you go and take a seat outside and wait for the waiter to come serve you...

I'm sorry for being an idiot, (pardon my french. PUN) I heard from Kerri's "Bbz list" that the french accent is hot, so blame her if this creeped you out. However, I suppose it's better than the sex appeal guy. What I meant in the video was that the sex appeal guy will no longer appear in any video's I make, but I won't delete yesterday's post as it received the most views of any of my posts, probably because the word "sex" was in it and you're all perverted, in a good way.

Anyway, I'm always curious... to see what I can achieve with that trampet (whom I have named Trevor), and more than likely, it will feature in the majority of my blogs, unless I get a sudden flux of people telling me they hate it. 

Another weird thing I discovered is that when I try to talk in a foreign accent, it messes up the structure of my sentences. I don't understand why that happens but it made me sympathise with foreigners trying to communicate to us natives.

I also found a pair of perfectly good Club 1880 school trousers. This is very annoying as when I went to buy school trousers at the start of the year all the 1880's were sold out and I was stuck with Whites!! I don't think girls understand quite how annoying Whites trousers are, it's like wearing very tight, stiff cardboard, and they don't leave much room for... pocket space.

SPARROW'S!!!

This is as much sex appeal that my blog will be getting from now on.

I have two sparrow's (I think they're sparrows anyway) nesting in my garage, unfortunately not the Johnny Depp type of Sparrow, not that I fancy him or anything, it would just be cool to have a pirate nesting in my garage. Anywho, ever since gold Duke of Edinburgh when Andrew Annett and myself were almost killed by deranged falcons hiding in the long grass, I have not been a huge fan of birds. Granted, sparrows are a lot smaller than those monster birds that tried to attack us on DOE but sparrows are lightening fast wee buggers and if one flew into me, I'm pretty sure it would impale me and give me all it's bird diseases, and if I'm honest, I'd prefer not to have bird rabies. The fact that they are nesting in my garage is also quite annoying as every time I walk in there (which is quite often as that is where Trevor stays) the sparrows freak out and fly out the door that I'm walking into. I've almost died a few times, so I've learned to shout and make noise whenever I'm going in. In spite of my fear of death, I grabbed life by the jiblets and took the opportunity to video said birds in question in their natural habitat. If you're a freak and enjoy watching winged devils, then I hope you like this video.

Pardon my German this time. Also you can see what I mean about the dangers of walking into the garage. I've taken the liberty of naming the sparrows, one is called Jack (obvious reasons), the one you saw in the video sitting in the nest I have named Lucifer as it is evil and tried to stab me with it's beak of eternal death!!

That's all from me for today. A huge big shout out to Claudia Green who did an expert job with the yearbooks, they look fandabydosey, like really, they are fantastic!! THIS IS MY LAST BLOG UNTIL EXAMS ARE OVER (21st June). Ever since starting this blog, I've spent HOURS at it, hours that I cannot afford to waste and therefore I must go cold turkey and abstain until I'm free for the summer. I have a few things planned in my head for when I return but until then this blog is officially closed.

Oh but before I go, I let a really big fly into the house today and was watching it fly all crazy. They have massively strong faces. Imagine you ran at a double glassed window as fast as you could and smashed your face off it, you'd be lying on the ground unconscious with a broken nose, jaw and cheek. Flies seem to be able to fly head first into glass all day and it doesn't phase them, Just thought I'd share that with you

Have a wonderful Wednesday(/ thursday by the time you read this), especially those who are on holiday, I envy you.

Şimdilik iyi, seni seviyorum bütün

xox