As you may have noticed from my other blogs Matthew and I have invented a 2 new games at my Church Hall. They are highly, highly addictive and that's why I keep putting video's up about them. If you enjoy watching them, great, here's 3 more. If you hate watching them then I'm sorry, hopefully when I get back I'll have some original material. Enjoy anyway.
As you can see we made a slight adjustment from last time. Now there's two people throwing trying to cause you more pain than cutting off your toes with a blunt spoon. I've also realized from re-watching these how cock eyed I am, so much so I nearly obliterate Conor's probably very expensive camcorder.
Matthew, cute on the outside, robot in the inside.
It would seem my friends hate me. Alsoooo, before anyone comments on how manly (or lack of manly) I am, I'm inviting anyone who would like to try this to leave a comment underneath and when I get back it will be arranged and then we'll see how you react when facing the peril of the flying balls of fury
I'm still yet to win a match with the big red balls, so we'll move on quickly.
THE BBQ. I know it was a long time ago but due to the fact I wasn't here for the week afterwards I couldn't post this video. It took 20 hours to upload onto youtube!!!!! So even if you think it's crap, boring and useless tell me it's the best thing you've ever seen. On;y people who were at the BBQ will find this entertaining I'm assuming but sure.
Thanks to everyone who came, I loved it even though my feet got sun burnt.
I was cutting hedges and proceeded to get a thorn stuck in my finger. I said to the thorn "you're a real thorn in my side" and thought to myself; who gets thorns stuck in their sides? What activity were they doing for this to happen? Running through thorn fields sideways? Surely a finger and thumb is a more common place for thorns to get lodged. This made me think of other sayings such as; "two birds, one stone" How old is that saying??? When was the last time someone went out with a bunch of stones to kill birds? Thousands of years ago?
"Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" totally inaccurate. Here is a list of healthy, wealthy and wise people who did not obey this saying; Jay Leno- 4 hours, Madonna- 4 hours, Florence Nightingale- 4 hours, Michelangelo- 4 hours, Napoleon Bonaparte- 4 hours, Bill Clinton- 5 to 6 hours, Winston Churchill- 6 hours, Nikola Tesla- 2 hours, Da Vinci- 15mins of every 4 hours = 1.5 hours. etc.
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Well that would be highly counter productive.
"Two heads is better than one"
Really? How is this any better? In fact, I'm pretty sure this is worse. Look at that thing, it's literally something that would haunt you down in a nightmare.
If I don't see you before I go, I hope all goes well on the 18th with your date with destiny. I'll try and keep y'all updated as best as possible.
Bütün yaxşı
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