This video was recorded on Sunday 26th of June, that's how busy I've been. Anyway, after church I was standing talking to Philip McConnell outside and he informed me that he had bought bubble wrap. My initial assumption of this bubble wrap was that it was going to be an industrial sized roll of it that could cover a full body and then be able to jump out my bedroom window without any adverse effects. I was mistaken, there was enough bubble wrap to cover my lower torso and to be honest, it gave as much extra protection as wearing a jumper would. Here it is and enjoy, you sick cruel people.
Rumours and speculations have been circling that I'm not what you'd call manly and that I'm a hypochondriac. To prove this wrong, you will notice Philip McConnell was first hit with a tennis ball. Philip is a manual labourer and thus what we'd call "manly" and he was in significant pain. I was hit with an orange, which is heavier, at a much greater speed as Philip seems to be psychotic and tried to crush my insides by pulling the catapult back to it's elastic limits, and I wasn't even hurt at all. The bit of the video were I fell down in pain was all for show so that Philip didn't feel weak and pathetic.
The rest of the video was just a bit of fun, except this is the only video that left me with actual injuries; a burst blood vessel in my belly button (random I know), a disgusting yellow bruise on my stomach (which there are no photos of as I do not want to arouse the female passions in a flaming fireball of desire), a very large welt on my rump (also no photos as that would be distasteful) and just a general tender torso which meant I had to avoid all touchy feely people for a few days.
The three man catapult and bubble wrap has given me an idea for public safety video so hopefully that will be coming your way in the near future. I also have a few experiments I want to test, which more than likely will mean the french guy will return.
There genuinely was a balloon in the catapult and we have absolutely no idea were it went to. There was no spray of water or an evidence of it, it just disappeared. CREEPY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH (ghost noise)
Many thanks to Conor for lending me his video camera and "go pro" (the camera you attach to your head, Stratforders will know what I'm talking about) as this allowed me to hopefully make the video's less static i.e. more than one camera angle.
THE GO PRO
Wednesday night, I was innocently playing badminton. When I left the hall and went to get in my car at approx 11.45 I was shocked to see it covered in cling film. However the joke is on the jokers, it wasn't even a hassle to me, I opened the door and it pretty much all fell off, in saying that, the vasaline on the door handle was highly irritating as I was too tired to whip it off when I got home and forgot about it the next morning resulting in me getting another handful of lube. Fair play on that one. I have a pretty good idea at who it was that did this act, but I'm going to be the bigger person and not retaliate (I know who did it, I will hunt you down and kill you).
I can't think of anything else to say, so that's all from me today
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xox
3 comments:
Ah, so you did notice. The fact that you have avoided all texts and eye contact for the past few days was a slight give away. (GASP I have revealed the culprits) Also, did you call me a 'slut' in church? Very distasteful. We acted in harmless fun, it could have been worse but we are not very good with cling film and wasted a lot trying to get it to roll properly. Anways, the fact that you ignored us for like a week made us feel bad - we thought you were properly pissed, but you wouldn't get in contact so we couldn't apologise. Anywho 4 -1
Ok, no I did not call you a slut in church as far as I know and it's 4-2 cause I made you feel bad mwhahahaha
sometimes i really dont know.
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